Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

Bears-ing

A team (Chicago Bears) who find different ways to lose games, specifically on the last play of the game.

Oh great the Bears are Bears-ing once again.

by Dlsneedslove December 3, 2024

Gummy Bear

A toothless old man gnawing on a ham sandwich

Wow, look at Kev gum the shit out of that ham sandwich. He is a Gummy Bear

by Fillup December 8, 2024

Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

throwout bearing

Da twisty-turny hinge-thingy dat lets da dumpster-flap or trash-can lid open and close.

Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.

by QuacksO December 21, 2024

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024