May 11th

my bad ass bitch self was born this day so anyone else born this day is pretty/handsome/beautiful and should love themselves no matter what

person 1: woah they are a baddass bitch
person 2: yeah they must have been born may 11th

by <star3 July 20, 2022

may 30th

national give your bf/gf head day,
and have lots of fun ;)

omg it may 30th, yknow what that meansssss

by then1c3guy July 27, 2022

19 May

The begging of a rollercoaster ride for two gods,a begging of a love story.

A green haired girl felt in love with a tall mofo

19 May

by 19_surfer curse_19 August 1, 2022

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022

May 1

Everyone whose birthday is today starts shitting violently at 6 pm pst

guy1: Oh your birthday is on May 1st? I'm gonna leave the party before 6 then

by erzywerzy June 5, 2022

Gary May

Will give you ice cream in your house while also living in your house. Will also give you colouring pages in your house.

Gary May more like Mary Gay.

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022

may aileen

My Name is May Aileen

She is May Aileen my friend

by Azalea Mae June 10, 2022