mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.

Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.

by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

Rolling Line

A model train game made by Gaugepunk studios. A haven for drama and the most mentally insane people, but an overall good game.

Person 1: do you play rolling line?
Person 2: fuck no!

by Aust_75 October 24, 2023

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Spicy Roll

A "Spicy Roll" is a term used to describe a shorter, good-looking person with a rounded face or facial features.

Say you're at a bar,

Simone: "Hey, look at that person over there."
Pete: "Yeah, they're a real Spicy Roll."

by Leo_Theo November 4, 2023

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Bausage roll

A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature

Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal

by 50Pboc December 5, 2022