Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

P Town

The default state of Porter

P Town, you pulling up to the function?

by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024

P City

When Porter is lowkey Chill with it.

Nice one P City, I’ll totally try anal with you!

by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024

P Shed

When Porter is more like Portard

Uh oh, P shed is back at the elementary school.

by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024

Lauri P

Legendary Master Baker from Finland.

Lauri P ate a lussekatt with both hands and couldn't be a good master baker.

by Lugat December 3, 2024

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The final stage of finite boredom.

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B: I am only qazqwertyuiopwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
C: I am only qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
D: I am super bored.
A, B, and C: you are the least bored of us.

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 5, 2024

No P Policy

A preference or condition of sexuality that does not include penises and/or specifically excludes penises.

"Girlcock is beautiful and superior, but even so, I have a personal No P Policy."

by aburbandictionary December 9, 2024