the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.
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Get the Alex Turner mug.Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
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Get the Alex mug.a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
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