Origins of this Toronto saying are unclear, but it is most likely derived from the saying “put 2 and 2 together,” meaning the conclusion is OBVIOUS or a FACT. It is also used interchangeably with “More Times” (see definition).
(Note: you cannot say my word after two twos. It is redundant and stupid).
(Note: you cannot say my word after two twos. It is redundant and stupid).
Example 1: Sean: Yo, two twos (if you put 2 and 2 together), your girlfriend is cheating on you. She went to that house party and didn’t call you once fam.
Example 2: Sarah: What do you think of my dress?
Sam: Two twos (more times), it looks good still.
Example 2: Sarah: What do you think of my dress?
Sam: Two twos (more times), it looks good still.
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Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'
Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)
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"Two-six" (or 2-6) is Canadian slang for a standard 750ml bottle of hard liquor, originating from the old 26-ounce imperial measure of liquor bottles before metrication, surviving as a popular, shortened term for that size, similar to a "fifth" in the U.S.. It's a key piece of Canadian drinking culture, alongside "two-four" (a case of 24 beers) and "Mickey" (a small bottle).
Origin: Came from the 26-ounce capacity of pre-metric liquor bottles in Canada, notes the Dictionary of Canadianisms on Historical Principles (DCHP-3).
Metric Shift: The term stuck even after bottles switched to 750ml (about 25.4 oz) in the 1970s/80s, according to the DCHP-2.
Usage: You'd ask for a "two-six of rum" or "grab a two-six" for a party.
Canadian Slang: It's a distinctively Canadian term, alongside other sizes like a "Mickey" (375ml) or "Texas Mickey" (3L).
"Two-six" (or 2-6) is Canadian slang for a standard 750ml bottle of hard liquor, originating from the old 26-ounce imperial measure of liquor bottles before metrication, surviving as a popular, shortened term for that size, similar to a "fifth" in the U.S.. It's a key piece of Canadian drinking culture, alongside "two-four" (a case of 24 beers) and "Mickey" (a small bottle).
Origin: Came from the 26-ounce capacity of pre-metric liquor bottles in Canada, notes the Dictionary of Canadianisms on Historical Principles (DCHP-3).
Metric Shift: The term stuck even after bottles switched to 750ml (about 25.4 oz) in the 1970s/80s, according to the DCHP-2.
Usage: You'd ask for a "two-six of rum" or "grab a two-six" for a party.
Canadian Slang: It's a distinctively Canadian term, alongside other sizes like a "Mickey" (375ml) or "Texas Mickey" (3L).
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