Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Chocolate Udonis

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by theman1243333 August 22, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011

chocolate pill

poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?

i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill

by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023

Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.

My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.

by Jeakes January 31, 2023