Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix

Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis

by theman1243333 August 22, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011

gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023