Daniel

A person, more often than not, a male who takes large shits.

That person is a total Daniel.

by Crankyboner November 23, 2021

Daniel

Daniel is a man with a blazer. the blazer can make everyone fall in love with him, no matter the gender. if you are lucky enough to date him, watch out for his giant magnum cock. he will make you fall in love with him twice if you see it. almost like it has hypnotism powers...

Person 1: hey who is that SEXY SEXY man over there wearing the blazer
Person 2: that is daniel the man with the blazer man dan.
Person 1: wow I think I'm in love
Person 2: watch out everyone who has slept with him acts like they have been hypnotized

by DanFanBoy November 23, 2021

Daniel

I’m posting this on my finsta rn

Daniel I want to pee

by simoyah's man November 23, 2021

Daniel

Daniel, more commonly know as Danny, is a pretty sick dude. Always doing the most badass things. By day, keeps it classy doing his HR thing, doing the right thing. 🤓 By night rocks the world with his mediocre musical talent. 💁🏻 ♂️

People always ask “Where in the 🌎 will Daniel be this weekend, to which he replies “just wait and see” 😎 ✈️

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
And I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, it must be the clouds in my eyes - Elton John

Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white vans! -Viral Vine
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
- Irish Folk Song

by NotDanielHere November 23, 2021

Daniel

Gentle, calm, quiet, introverted, shy,

Daniel is a introvert and reserve guy.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Daniel

Daniel, a fucking badass motherfucker who gets shit done. He’s seen everything but God.

Damn Daniel.

by Erffffffff November 23, 2021

Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.

"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel

by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021