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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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Rule 72

If it exists, there's a Peepified version of it. If there isn't, there will be.

For those who don't know, peepification is the process of editing pictures and works of art (depicting people or any being with a definable face) to make them resemble the now deceased rapper Lil Peep.
Person 1: "Hey, check out this Mona Lisa painting I found!"
Person 2: "That looks really cool, but look at the peepified version I found of it"
Maria: "WOW! Rule 72 is really awesome!"
by Radicalfunjoy March 26, 2022
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Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.
I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10
by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021
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rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)
''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''
by elainn September 7, 2021
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2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye
did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.
by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021
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rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"
Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...
by Michel_angelo September 10, 2021
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Bluefalco rule

When team dose not trade with certain player due to him ripping him off in past fantasy leagues.
Kids 1 : can you trade me a RB I really need one

Kid : No I keep the bluefalco rule because of what happened last time
by TCMS September 14, 2021
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