Daniel

a bowling ball shaped person who stays insde because they fear social interaction. also looks like a garden gnome

Oh look at him, i bet he stays inside like a daniel

by avaator January 8, 2023

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

Sam Daniels

a boy with a MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, Megacock that splits people in half. Also likes pigs.

Kim Kardashian "OOOOH SAAAAAM DANIELSS! MY KNEES ARE WEEK FROM LAST NIGHT OOOOHHH"
Sam Daniels "yeah"

by Dam Saniels :) August 24, 2023

Daniel

Referring to a backstabber/person talking randomness.

"Would you quit being such a Daniel and tell me the truth."

by NotTheRealGuy August 26, 2023

daniel

a man who spends long hours on the toilet having diahrrea while singing 'all star'

"daniel's coming, block ur ears and nose before he starts shitting and singing the shrek song"

by applebeast August 31, 2023

Danielating

I want to danielate all over you

Danielating is where you grab a daniel (dildo) and stick it up someones mouth forcefully

by Pugothy September 4, 2023

Daniel K

He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him

(this isnt a daniel k writting this)
Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)

by anonymous September 8, 2023