Twat

Also known as 'Twit', a term for a person addicted to Twitter, thus Twatter.

Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

twat

Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.

Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"

(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."

by elleoelle October 12, 2009

twat

An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.

Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old.

I know- she is such a "twat."

Agreed.

by lihop2u August 26, 2010

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009

twat

moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,

talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat

by tdatoz September 9, 2008

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008

twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011