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tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name
what is that
oh thats a tromboner
oh cool can i play
by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020
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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited
"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"
by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023
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Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!
by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023
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Trombones

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
by pl101 December 12, 2022
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