toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

Totee

A totee is something that is very stinky! :D

That is a stinky totee!

by Totee November 18, 2020

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Tote

A word used by teenagers in upstate New York to call a disposable nicotine device.

John: lemme hit your tote, what flavor is it?
Brian: here, it’s peach raspberry honeydew cum wad ice.

by Choyman69 May 1, 2022