Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

testicle fuck

Balls in the vag

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"

by Cloverman January 20, 2016

Testicle butter

Another term for cum or ejaculation

Yes, daddy! Cover me in your testicle butter!

by Gailthesnail69 April 20, 2019

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear

SMELL MY TESTICLE PERFUME BIITCH.

by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018