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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"
Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!
by Choad123 August 14, 2013
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Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.
Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag
by supshp August 25, 2013
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London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory
by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011
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Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.
My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.
by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011
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Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
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