Salut

is a type of girl that always cheers you up. you are sad? go out with her. you are happy? also, go out with her. she is the happiness in person and all the people that know her loves her. is someone who can be fun but also someone who cares and worries about you anytime. she is the typical person that when you see on the street you think: that girl is pretty. but when you actually know her you see she is prettier than all the people in the earth. if it were the end of the world and you only could meet one person she would be the one. she’s always the one.

- Who is your favorite person?
- My friend Salut

by celiastjames November 20, 2021

stroke salute

To masturbate to in honor of someone while imagining them or viewing pictures or video of them.

I don’t find Lady Gaga all the attractive, but I gave her a stroke salute last night because I find her persona so damn sexy.

by Chaz Bently September 16, 2021

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)

The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.

by bighadron August 5, 2017

Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 10, 2018

Trump salute

The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours

I’m glad Trump gave Congress the Trump salute, they mess with him all of the time.

by joecoolthefool December 27, 2018

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019