Roof

My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya

Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near

by Mydogiscuteage0.1 April 12, 2021

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 26, 2023

Roof Camper

An unskilled noob in FPS games who can only get kills by sitting on top of high places and shooting down.

Rust
Player 1: Get off your fucking roof you no skilled scrub
Roof Camper : Fuck you, i'll sit here all day and camp you.

by Longdongered March 31, 2023

Mountain Roof

The game-breaking building meta that Dragiyn created in Rust.

Oh my goodness, I love building mountain roofs, they are so awesome!

by dragiyn February 15, 2023