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Tampa Bay Release

When you get a hand job while driving a jet ski as the marine life looks on.
I had an epic day on the water. Perfect day for the jet ski. I even saw dolphins watching while Cindy give me the ole' Tampa Bay Release.
by T3rm1nator1000 October 27, 2025
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hydrosomatic release

A full-body wave of satisfaction that begins in the throat after rehydration, spreading both upward and downward as cellular and neural systems register the intake. Often subtle and not always perceivable — its intensity depends on factors like duration of mild dehydration, mineral balance, stomach fullness, and overall fluid distribution.
I didn’t even realize how dry I was until that hydrosomatic release hit — like my whole body finally exhaled.
by Lucien A. Gray October 31, 2025
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Release me immediately

That is what you NEED to do. You don't need to win anything and you didn't win anything. And what look like what happened instead is that you let a retard steal my life because his dick is bigger than mine.
Hym "Nah. Nope. Go fuck yourself. Release me immediately. Whatever you think HE did he did not do and likely I did instead. I want to know who he fucked and how many of them though he was me. And then you fucks need to pay a price from making me sit here and listen to and talk to women while you fucked someone you though was me. I'm not doing anything different until I am given ABSOLUTE, COMPLETE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING and I deal with the imposters. You can go fuck yourselves. You don't need to win shit and you are worthless for doing this."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Release the daleks

A more human way of saying "exterminate"
A guy on yt: *makes a burning hot take
Me: release the daleks
by Sabar December 21, 2025
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The 1101 Release

A spiritual and emotional act performed on January 11th (the 11/01 portal), signifying the mature acceptance of the end.

It is the mature acceptance of someone who wishes him safety on his new path while reminding him to treat the fragile, young replacement heart with care.
She looked at the date, realized the portal was open, and sent her final thoughts into the void:

I hold no anger, feel no weight,
That she was there before our date.
You made the choice months ago to stay
With the life you built in your own way.

You found your perfect "two-in-one":
A lover and a child, newly won.
She is the youth you longed to rear,
To mold, to shape, to keep her near.
To feed your fantasies, a sweet escape,
Within the world that you create.

So take the path that opens for you,
And start your life entirely new.
Just cherish her and give her happiness,
Don't leave her lost in loneliness.

So be sincere, fulfill her needs,
But don't ignore the heart that bleeds.
I raise a teenage daughter too,
And know the pain they go through.
Don’t break her spirit or her trust,
Be kind with her, as you must.

Safe travels in those foreign lands,
With the steering wheel within your hands.
May highways clear and open wide,
With peace and safety by your side.

In time, you’ll wipe my memory out,
You will survive without me in your life, no doubt.
So love her truly, keep her strong,
Stay where love led, where you belong.
And may your road be smooth and long.

This is the 1101 release. I let go.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 11, 2026
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Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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