False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.

"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.

My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 27, 2022

Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.

Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"

by F-Meat July 5, 2022

pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.

Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0

by anonymous September 4, 2022

pedophile

There are a lot of dangerous and sick types of people in the world, but someone who sexually assaults children

Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!

by akshayvt April 26, 2022

pedophile

justin in s2

LOOK ITS PEDOPHILE JUSTIN

by bombnans April 27, 2022