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Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.
"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
by VicGot March 22, 2022
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Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.
Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.
by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022
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Neil

Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022
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Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman
Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman
by Fox News 101 March 7, 2022
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Neil

Big fan of Marvel. He will beat your ass in any Marvel quiz that ever exists. He would also be very kind as to buy you whatever you ask for. Get yourself a Neil for only $5.
Neil: Bro
Bro: Why bro?
Neil: Hola como estas?
Bro: Muy bien.
by EliJahUrBroWWWWW August 16, 2021
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Neil Laine

A sweet, kind lovable girl who loves to be with her friends and family. She is a great friend to everybody that she meets. She has a lot of great friends.You can't hide a secret to her because she can investigate it she is also a secret keeper of all.She is a great observer.She is beautiful, kind, loving, caring, and gorgeous.
Neil Laine is a great friend.
Find Neil Laine!
by Anymous22 June 19, 2021
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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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