When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
Get the Lava shits mug.When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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Get the Lava lamp juice mug.Lava means simply beautiful.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
Guy 1: she is so beautiful!
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
by Fact only! November 23, 2021
Get the Lava mug.After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.
by BigChungusAioli January 29, 2025
Get the Lava shots mug.The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.
Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"
Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.
Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)
Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"
Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.
Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)
Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
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