Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.

Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.

by pr4 dude November 6, 2013

jared wong

eh hes fine.. good at solitaire :/

eh jared wong fine

by glassrook January 11, 2018

Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.

“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!

by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

Jared Kenney

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.

“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”

by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021