Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 16, 2021

Grant Hazed

Chopped up and carried in a cooler to Texas

Dont mess around and get "Grant Hazed"

by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021

Griddy Grant

The almighty lord, Griddy Grant. One of the most powerful beings to exist in this universe, gods fear him.

Griddy Grant has breached containment, its fight for your life now!!

by DiscipleofGriddyGrant August 21, 2022

Jennifer Grant

An old lady

Jennifer Grant is on her pension and is enjoying retirement

by Cool Kid 29103 December 27, 2021

Tyler Grant

Tyler Grant has a big dick

He has a Tyler Grant sized cock

by Cockmuncher6942000 September 15, 2021

Grant Imahara

Your favorite mythbuster who literally had no haters.

Grant Imahara is the best mythbuster.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 June 30, 2021

Grant Schweikert

Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.

*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."

by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005