Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Heart fixed

Having your heart fixed after it being broken

Andrew: I'm not really heart fixed after Ruby 💞

by Person.. June 10, 2022

Fix

A need for another round of drugs

Drug Dealer: Im not giving you anymore drugs bro stop knocking on my door
Crackhead: I need my fix ! 7 o clock, on the dot, i need a crack rock !!

by KreepHeart June 13, 2022

Fixing the Cable

Having sex

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.

by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022

Fixed

A setup, or a plan.

Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."

by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)

“I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”

by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022