Experience the wilderness

To take a crap in the woods

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

by Bunnyrabbitsam June 10, 2010

verbal experiment

1) the attempt to say something new or exciting and then screwing it up, causing other people to laugh, sneer, clown, or insult the speaker.

God, I love it when Presidents, politicans, pop stars and other celebrities attempt verbal experiments. I gives all of us a new reason to mock them.

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010

tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.

Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.

by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015

romantic experience

Learning from your romantic mistakes.

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Social Experiment

An excuse used by YouTube creators to seem Woke while acting like Human Garbage for views.

"wow what an asshole, but I bet he'll tell his subscribers it was a social experiment'

by TheRippedGeek August 24, 2018

Work experience

Work experience is when your school fucks up and puts you in a job environment for a week it fucking sucks and it's really shitty but they don't give a fuck

Hey kids you want to do work experience

No
Then fuck you do it you little shits or pay money

by Feederfizel February 14, 2019