The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.
Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011
Get the Drunk Driver mug.A drunk wound is a wound that you find after a crazy day/night of drinking and you either don't remember how you could possibly have inflicted it upon yourself or don't remember yet. Drunk wounds are commonly very strange in size and orientation.
The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.
by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005
Get the drunk wound mug.by Scott May 17, 2004
Get the drunk fuck mug.Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008
Get the Hobo Drunk mug.Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
by J. Keenan December 16, 2008
Get the drunk-tard mug.A term used to describe someone behaving in a bewildered, confused, or dazed manner from having been physically, mentally or emotionally punched.
Commonly used phrase for Dementia pugilistica - a neurological disorder which may affect boxers and wrestlers who receive multiple dizzying blows to the head.
A phrase sometimes used to explain dazed behavior.
Commonly used phrase for Dementia pugilistica - a neurological disorder which may affect boxers and wrestlers who receive multiple dizzying blows to the head.
A phrase sometimes used to explain dazed behavior.
"He lost a fight tonight, his girlfriend broke up with him, and he's getting evicted tomorrow. He's punch drunk, give him a break!"
by gnomette September 29, 2008
Get the punch drunk mug.Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.
by hpants February 26, 2010
Get the College Drunk mug.