Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

by help4u April 13, 2023

Philly Dilly

A philly cheesesteak with a twist! It's a philly cheesesteak with dill pickles as the bun.

Can I please have two big ol' Philly Dillys with extra dilly.

by SmockeyTaki April 14, 2023

Dilly

(Dilē) A dildo.

Ayo that dude just took a Dilly up his ass!

by Dukeez May 3, 2023

Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.

**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.

by RobTheConqueror July 5, 2023

Willy Dilly

When a female rubs their clitoris on your ear lobe. gets spicy when you have earrings

"DAMN Susan gave me the willy dilly in the gas station bathroom on the trip to Texas!"

by WillyDillyMasters November 30, 2021

Dilly bag

1. Traditional indigenous Australian bag for carrying seeds, foodstuffs etc usually made from woven native reeds, grasses
2. Australian slang for weed bag

Oi Trev mate, there still any nugs left in the dilly bag or do we have to go on a mish to get on again?

by Filthlog November 8, 2022

Dilly-dance

When one wastes time going down the wrong track, has to then back track to the start, before embarking on the right track.

It would typically be obvious to others which was the right and wrong track, but the subject would not be for listening to the advice, ultimately proven wrong and look stupid

We got the fork in the road and did a little dilly-dance up and down the wrong road before taking the right road and completing our walk.

by Max factor November 10, 2022