chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 4, 2004

chode

Variation on the word jobe

See jobe nsdjlhjlsduifgldigfjgdlfk d dffd

by Fatrhousen Milkadouse November 13, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is longer

I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair

by Tony Danza October 14, 2003

chode

sweet music

he play chode for a living

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv123 August 6, 2011

chode

a cigarette (in Roselle Park at least a couple yrs ago)

Bro my pack is empty, lemme bum a chode

by raSman September 1, 2004

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy May 13, 2005

chode

this peculiar item is a males penis that is wider than it is longer, this is quite unusual but is not impossible.

my friend lizzie haynes has a hefty moosey CHODE!!!!!

by clive fagina November 7, 2006