Audrey Reimen

Audrey, she's a HOTTTTTIE, FINEST MF YOU'LL SEE. She's also really caring for people wether she knows them or not, Overthinks sometimes on what people think of her but that's because she doesn't want to upset anyone or do something wrong. She's the most loving girl you'll ever lay your eyes on and beautifulest one, People get jealousy over her looks and her hair but that's because they know they can never compete with someone like her. Her shining smile, her presence, her blooming face, joyous laughter, dirt colored eyes, rose tinted cheeks, basically everything about her will always light something up in your heart. You will and could never get bored of her, when you get to know her she talks alot and will always he there for you and NEVER bore you. She is very shy around alot of people and sometimes nervous but comfort her always. Someone you will always think about and love.

During lunch at school I came up to Audrey reimen and handed her a note to hmu

by anonymous July 30, 2024

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Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.

Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.

by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025

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Audrey

Where do I even begin with this one? Audrey is so freaking stupid. She probably uses Friyay instead of Friday, which is a blatant bastardization of the term, such a shame to the English lexicon. She doesn't live on planet ass, in fact. She's probably never even BEEN TO planet ass. Probably because she packed cottage cheese in her lunch and ate it with a spork. If I saw a dime and a half walking down the street, I would NOT think that it's Audrey.

Audrey is like poo poo pee pee doo doo caca.

by Your mom (in a sweet voice) April 21, 2025

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