My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Ate a round

Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic

That Tank Ate a round.

by GermanDoge October 4, 2023

ate

to do something very well

nah she ate that up and left no crumbs

by .mimi44 July 2, 2023

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

ate, served and DEVOURED

when someone does something flawlessly, looked amazing, ate and ABSOLUTELY GIRLBOSSED

person 1: omg, did you see the barbie movie with Margot Robbie?!

person 2: yeah! they ate, served and DEVOURED with that movie

by girlbossqueen??? July 13, 2023

you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it

someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”

by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023