a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

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Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

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minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

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Big Viking Energy

As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.

Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.

by Car Wash Man January 10, 2023

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classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 13, 2023

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Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

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