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Theo James

Name of the hottest actor of all time. Every girls lady boner, the 39 year old man every teenage girl has a crush on and delusional for.
Girl:
Hey do you that hot actor, theo j-

Girl 2:
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO THEO JAMES IS!?
by Pajost April 28, 2024
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Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.
I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.
by designtheos November 25, 2021
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The name Theo means “God’s gift” and has Greek and German origin. Theo is a spiritual, kind, and selfless man. He also puts other’s feelings first. Theo can be sensitive, but he just isn’t afraid to express his feelings. He is very idealistic, and can get lost in imagination. Theos have an ability to bring people together and play the mediator as they find middle ground for disputes.

Theo can be a nickname for Theodore or Theodorus.
Theo is my favorite person ever, he is so kind and helps me out whenever I get myself into a bad situation.
by Apricity.Sage November 25, 2021
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Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024
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a HORRIBLE man who will suck the life out of you but has a humongous dick
I hate Theo but his dick is soooo good
by sillyguy123 March 14, 2024
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Theo is an incredible person, his name means 'god' after all, and he'll make friends easily and he'll never over-do it :)
He probably loves K-pop or something a bit different, but he barely cares because he loves it :3
He can get a bit savage but it's oki (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜
Them: "Favourite frien-"

Us: "THEO!"
by SupaFancy March 27, 2024
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He is the god of gods. Has a great personality but a microscopic pp.
“I broke up with Theo the second I saw the size of his pp. Pathetic.”
by Snoofylol July 23, 2022
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