The Canadian province of Alberta.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
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Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
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