Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018

testicle terry

A man who has a chin that resembles testicles

Man, Peter Griffin sure is a testicle terry!

by Donaldtrumpsstand September 19, 2018

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Testicle butter

Another term for cum or ejaculation

Yes, daddy! Cover me in your testicle butter!

by Gailthesnail69 April 20, 2019

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018