Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

by yeargh November 3, 2016

Squat-shot

Selfie of you squatting over your phone where you get a close up picture of your pussy.

Last night my friend Curtisse sent me a squat-shot on snapchat

by P&Z April 14, 2016

Oscar Squat

Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.

Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat

by Simon h8ter 69 420 December 10, 2019

Rap Squat

When you squat down in a photo and try to look hard like your posing for a rap album

crossed arms
Praying hands

Menacing stare

Nice drop crotch shorts Chad. We going to do rap squats on this photo? Throwing up the Wu

by Rap squat November 13, 2020

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016