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Ryan

The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.
Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?
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Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?
Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up
by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021
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similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan
person 1: faggot
Ryan: ok
by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022
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A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)
Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour
by I giv zuk March 22, 2022
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A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.
Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.
by hotelboston April 2, 2022
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a lying bitch who makes everything about themself. typically causes drama and can be seen in his/hers mothers basement. basically, a vampire. some traits of a Ryan is tall, quiet, “depressed”, and has no social life.
“Man that guy ruined my self confidence and positivity…. what a Ryan!”
by ambamam April 15, 2022
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A underaged kid on discord taking free models from internet and acting as a dev
by AMonguslover646464 December 2, 2020
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