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Pork Pistol

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie
by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025
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Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Lick the back of the pistol

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.
by The dick slasher January 28, 2025
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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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pistol princess

The extremely soft girlies with the sweet, kind nurturing personalities that will up a tooly with no question if disrespected and/or over her man.
Ann Marie is a true definition of a pistol princess.
by Don_Bvnn April 18, 2025
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