by Relaxphenominon November 24, 2021
Get the Nathan mug.by Jacob Bordatela November 23, 2021
Get the Nathan mug.Black & white but looks foreign for some reason(someone lied at birth). The kind of guy that does butt stuff because “you can’t get her pregnant that way”. Has a short, fat dick but has a high SPM(Strokes Per Minute). Basically just an all around beauty.
Girl 1: Do you know Nathan?
Girl 2: You mean that man-horse Nate aka Sexual Chocolate aka Black Lavender aka Silky Black?
Girl 2: You mean that man-horse Nate aka Sexual Chocolate aka Black Lavender aka Silky Black?
by Silkychocolatte November 23, 2021
Get the Nathan mug.Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023
Get the Nathan mug.Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.
None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
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