myspace

A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!

by Random Emo June 17, 2007

myspace

a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.

person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D

by sophay_lmfao January 17, 2008

myspace

a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...

dude-i'm going to go to myspace
girl-you have no life what so ever
girl-i'm gonna check my myspace

by [[gh3man]] August 19, 2008

myspace

A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.

Myspace = completely useless crap...

by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006

myspace

If you think of the Internet as a human body, MySpace is its worst form of cancer...

Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now

by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 6, 2006

Myspaced

When a person was once popular, but then their popularity bombed

Joe: WTF happened Tom? you just Myspaced

Tom: Shut the fuck up before i rip you're eye's out cunt!

by Lonely Tom September 8, 2012

myspace

A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!

by Kralyaxxx July 17, 2006