Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.
Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?
Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.
Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?
Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.
by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021
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by Miketheedon November 22, 2021
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if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho
if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho
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