um, mat?

meaning is um what? or/and what the hell/fuck

Person 1: soadopasdpoadioiwoe
Person 2: um, mat?

by orem231 June 24, 2022

Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.

Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.

by Disor August 12, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Mat

A very nice guy so far

A little bit on the crazy side but not bad crazy. He likes to make a difference in the world. Works hard and loves his dog. He is always doing something to better himself

1.Wow did you hear Mat got hit by a boat on the beach during a storm surge

1. That’s a one bad ass Mat

by Ghostface13 November 9, 2022

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022