Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
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