Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

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Lava lamp juice

The act of boiling cum then drinking it

Hugo made a lava lamp juice for lunch

by TwinTurbo78 December 29, 2025

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Lava lamp juice

The act of boiling cum then drinking it

Hugo made a lava lamp juice for lunch

by TwinTurbo78 December 29, 2025

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Lava shots

After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.

“Aidan was hitting lava shots at the party last night”
“Evan takes lava shots like a champ”

by BigChungusAioli January 29, 2025

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Lava Armada

The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.

Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"

Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.

Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)

Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire

by Cake God! The truth speaker February 8, 2025

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