Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020
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by IAn Pp February 7, 2021
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by sythedemon April 30, 2021
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Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
by aberblaber November 23, 2011
Get the Keith Morrised mug.A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.
Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing
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