Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.

Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3

by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them

That guy Matt is such a Jonah

by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023