Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead

Man Jason’s been simping for a month and he’s still single

by Car_Man June 24, 2020

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020

Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

Jason

The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.

"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."

by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015