Matrix A

The 2 by 2 or 3 by 3 matrix containing the females liked by a heterosexual guy, such as a Nikhil. These females have names starting with an A, implying its name “Matrix A”.

Dude did you hear about how Nick completed his Matrix A

by anonymous July 12, 2024

Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

Matrix Head

A matrix head is someone who is completely caught up in the matrix and believes everything the government says.

Her brother is such a matrix head. How can he think the moon landing was real?

by Amy Lane 2 April 23, 2025

Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024

matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.

- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.

by onirokitsch February 24, 2024

hot-crazy matrix

According to the original popular video on Youtube

The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.

guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man

by xerocool22 February 25, 2024

Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.

(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.

by DrFuck March 8, 2024