im a cookie

ur a cookie!
u typed this in urban dictionary cuz ur bored... u want a cookie, so ur one now.
ABRACADABRA NOW UR A COOKIE!!!
now u really r a cookie.
now type im a cake

qwerty combo: im hungry. i want a cookie! *types "im a cookie" in urban dictionary. WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY DEFINED THIS TERM... who wasted their time?
y u looking at my name?: me.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

im hroknee

the first to words to be used in the hit song "Spider-Man Dick" by cupcakKe

cupcakKe: im hroknee

her audience 😍: POP OFF YASS SLAY ME QUEEN ILY SKINNY QUEEF

by sunren February 9, 2022

IM BEGGING

Its a thing you beg for

I REALLY WANT THAT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

by Th3G0d1nL1f3 August 14, 2021

im slut

someone who sends instant messages to everyone--including ppl they don't know. im sluts are also known to im someone the second they log on the internet. an im slut is also occasionally a profile whore, but not always.

Kaleb has only been on aim for 30 seconds and Kristen has already sent him an instant message. That is because she is an im slut.

by Erica June 18, 2006

im triggerd

IM TRIGGGGGGGERD. The meaning of someone who is easily angry

Jay: Shut up you demented chewed uo battery.
Sara: IM TRIGGERD

by SFG x Locket December 18, 2016

im hungary

when you are SO hungry you could eat a country like Hungary.Also see starving.

random person:im Hungary!
me:TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OMG HE IS DYING!!!!!

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010