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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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ils

ils to swim with a shark
I went ils meaning I went swimming with a shark
by creatorofwords😜 February 5, 2025
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succhiami il cazzo

this is an italian phrase that means “how was your day
“ciao” (hi)
“ciao amico” (hi friend)
“succhiami il cazzo?” (how was your day)
“bene” (good)
by Cultured_American February 15, 2025
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IL MAKIAGE

IL MAKIAGE is the main character. Always. The word “more” is the most-used in her vocabulary. She commands attention, collects compliments, and lives to spread the love.

She’s your metaphorical club bathroom hype squad, hyping you up to own it. Pass the lipstick, sis.

Way more than just “the foundation brand on Instagram”, she’s flawless.

Oh, and she’s the fastest-growing beauty brand in the U.S.
“Thanks, I’m wearing IL MAKIAGE.”

“OH, it’s actually not a filter! I’m just using IL MAKIAGE.”
by bigfan25 November 23, 2021
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il merda

Definition:

A derogatory term used in the context of the online game League of Legends to describe players who are perpetually stuck in the Bronze rank, one of the lowest tier in the game's ranking system.
Originating from a group of friends, this term was initially coined to mock their friend, for his inability to climb the ranks despite his persistent efforts.
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Etymology:

The term "il merda" comes from Italian, where "merda" literally means "shit". It was popularized among a group of friends who played League of Legends together, using it to humorously insult one of their own, who struggled to move out of the Bronze rank. Over time, it spread within their gaming community and beyond, becoming a common way to refer to players deemed unskilled or stuck at the lowest competitive levels.
"Stop playing like il merda and focus on your objectives!"
"We lost another game because our jungler is totally il merda."
"Don't be such il merda, learn to last hit minions!"
by Bressqn June 4, 2024
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perfect il

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
by The stimulation theory. September 6, 2022
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